Things I Have in Common With Vladimir Putin
2. We both know how to say "Tell me please, where is Red Square?" in Russian. (This greatly amuses my Russian colleagues at work.)
3. We both like to kiss kittens on the belly. Someone, get this man a kitten quick, so he doesn't have to lift little boys' shirts any more. Come to think of it, I have a little bald-bellied redhead I can send him. A cat, I mean, not a boy.